Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Just Say No!

Okay, yes, drugs are bad and continue to be a problem--old news.

What we need now is a national "Just Say No" program for parents. Daddy can I go to the mall on a school night with my girl (right) friends? No! Can I trash my perfectly good Iphone and get a new $300 Blackberry like the cool kids? No! Can I cuss at you in public and be as openly disrespectful as I want because you never built me a tree-house? No! Parents need to be the grown ups! "Because I said so" always was, and continues to be, a valid explanation for any parental edict. Yes, parents should be reasonable people, but they should not relinquish all authority and responsibility by "reasoning" with their kids. They're kids! A parent does not reason with a nine-year-old when it's time to go home. A parent says it's time to go. If the nine-year-old argues, the correct response is not,"Well, honey, if you want to go get ice-cream, we have to leave before 3:30." The correct response is, "We're leaving. Pick up your stuff or we're leaving without it." Anyone who has never dragged a screaming toddler out of a public place has not experienced parenthood.

It is every parent's divinely appointed responsibility to teach and protect (not protect and serve--that's cops) their children until they can be self-sustaining, fully-functional, contributing members of human society. Children are not fashion accessories; get a Bluetooth. Children are not toys; get a Dressy Bessy or a G.I. Joe. Children are not fodder for an insecure ego; get a dog. If your child is your best friend, or vice versa, you're doing it wrong. If you are that over-protective, unreasonable, out of touch, bossy #$*&*#% your children hate but run to whenever they're scared, hurt, or confused, Bravo!
A good parent knows that, to be the hero, you cannot always be the good guy.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Let me get this straight

Okay, so, goodness is light, and light is knowledge; but, the Enlightenment was an apostasy, and the Gnostics were evil?